A vegetarian in Prague

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What’s for breakfast?
Crackers and cheese

What’s for lunch?
Half a stick bread, with lettuce and cheese

Six euro fifty please

What’s for dinner?

Pizza, with tomato sauce, basil and cheese

What’s for breakfast?
The same, would you like some jam?

What’s for lunch?

Bread, and mozzarella cheese

What’s for dinner?

Salad with chilli and mushrooms,

That’s it?

Yes that’s it.

What’s for breakfast?

Same old, same old!

What’s for lunch?

Nothing I’m not hungry

What’s for dinner?

Deep-fried mushrooms, potatoes and carrots

What’s for----

Never mind

What’s for lunch?

Sandwich, with cheese

What’s for dinner?

Pancakes!
with what?
Cheese….

Back home they say,

What’s wrong? I though you really love cheese!

CANNOT HANDLE IT
GET IT AWAY FROM ME
PLEASE

-RP